Imagine if some those great plays had been written from a Canine perspective. After all for us things are pretty simple. If your fixed ( who ever came up with that term should be fixed himself ) as I was before Sid or his daughter met me as I am what they call a "Rescued Dog" saved from a terrible life in a "Puppy Mill" where in the raid 268 other dogs were also saved and 69 had to be put down as euthanasia. Then you don't worry about making little puppies so your philosophy involves only two things and maybe if humans reduced their philosophy's to only two items many of their problems would go away.
For example Hamlet's famous speech would have been " To Pee or not to Pee "
So in case it isn't instantly obvious just what a dog's life involves when boiled down to only two items here it is for you.
If you can't eat it.
Pee on it.
